Event ends   2026-03-08 20:46:12

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Dɛn kin yuz di frɔnt rum as ples fɔ wet fɔ di wan dɛn we kam fɔ si di ples we Achi de tɛl Wɔlf bɔt dɛn kam, ɛn bak as ples fɔ Achi fɔ ayd wan visitɔ frɔm ɔda pɔsin.
Wolfe in bedrum de na di sɛkɔn flɔ na di brawnston, ɛn Archie in bedrum de na di tɔd flɔ. Ɛni wan pan dɛn flo ya gɛt wan spay bedrum bak, we dɛn kin yuz wan wan tɛm fɔ gɛt difrɛn klayɛnt dɛn, witnɛs dɛn, ɛn sɔntɛnde ivin pipul dɛn we du bad. Wolfe tek prayz fɔ ebul fɔ gi dis kayn ɛp ɛn wan tɛm i bin tɔk se, "Di gɔst na jɔlɔs we de rɛst pan di kusɛn fɔ ɔspitul".
Wolfe in ɔfis kin nia fɔ mek i nɔ gɛt sawnd we dɛn lɔk di domɔt dɛn we de kɔnɛkt am to di frɔnt rum ɛn di kɔlol. Wan smɔl ol de na di ɔfis wɔl we dɛn kɔba wit wetin Archie kɔl "trick picture of a waterfall".Pɔsin we de na wan alkɔv we de na di ɛnd pan di kɔlol kin opin wan panɛl we de slayv we de kɔba di ol, so dat i go si ɛn yɛri tɔk-tɔk ɛn ɔda tin dɛn we kin apin na di ɔfis we dɛn nɔ kin notis. Di chia we de biɛn Wɔlf in tebul na kɔstɔm we dɛn bil am, ɛn i gɛt spɛshal spring dɛn fɔ ol in wet; akɔdin to Achi, na di wangren chia we Wɔlf kin rili ɛnjɔy fɔ sidɔm insay.Ni di tebul, dɛn kin put wan big chia we dɛn mek wit rɛd lɛda, we dɛn kin kip fɔ Inspɛkta Krama, we na wan klaynt naw ɔ we i go bi klaynt, ɔ di pɔsin we Wɔlf ɛn Achi want fɔ aks kwɛstyɔn. Insay di shɔt stori "Di Squirt ɛn di Mɔnki", Wolfe ɛn Archie gɛt wan hiden tep rikoda ɛn maykrofon we dɛn dɔn instɔl na di ɔfis, wit kɔntrol dɛn na di kichin.
Di brawnston gɛt bak ɛntrɛ we de go na prayvet gadin, lɛk aw dɛn notis am na "Champagne for One" ɛn ɔdasay, frɔm usay wan pasej de go na 34th Strit - dɛn kin yuz am fɔ go insay ɔ kɔmɔt na Wolfe in os we i nid fɔ avɔyd sɔvɛlayshɔn. Archie se Fritz kin tray fɔ plant ɔyl lɛk chiv na di gadin.
Insay di wik, Fritz kin gi Wolfe in brɛf na in bedrum. Achi it in yon sɛpret na di kichin, pan ɔl we Wɔlf kin aks Fritz fɔ sɛn Achi ɔpstayd if i gɛt mɔnin instrɔkshɔn fɔ am. Di tɛm we dɛn kin mek fɔ it ɔltɛm fɔ it lɛnch ɛn dina na pat pan di tin dɛn we Wolfe kin du ɛvride. Insay wan fɔs stori, Wolfe tɛl wan gɔst se dɛn kin gi lanchɔn ɛvride na 1 p.m. ɛn dina na 8 p.m., pan ɔl we leta stori dɛn sho se sɔntɛm dɛn dɔn chenj di tɛm fɔ it lɛnch to 1: 15 ɔ 1: 30, at le Frayde. Dɛn kin gi lanch ɛn dina na di ples fɔ it, we de na di ɔda say na di fɔs flɔ kɔlol frɔm di frɔnt rum ɛn di ɔfis. Bɔt, Archie go it apat na di kichin if i de rɔsh bikɔs ɔf prɛs biznɛs ɔ soshal ɛnjɔymɛnt, bikɔs Wolfe nɔ ebul fɔ bia fɔ si it rɔsh. Wolfe gɛt wan lɔ bak we nɔ fɔ tɔk bɔt biznɛs na tebul, sɔntɛnde i kin bɛn bɔt i nɔ kin brok klia wan.
Lɛk bɔku ɔda tin dɛn na Wɔlf in layf, in bia drink na ritual. We Wulf sidɔm na in tebul, i prɛs di bɔtin tu tɛm fɔ ring fɔ bia, ɛn Fritz sɛn di bɔtul dɛn we dɛn nɔ opin; Wolfe insɛf pul di bɔtul dɛn, ɛn i de yuz wan 18-karat gold bɔtul opin we wan satisfay klaynt gi am.

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